Geostorm

 Less exciting than a few rounds of Wordstack with adverts.

I was kind of hoping the storm would come....

Cloverfield Paradox

 The real paradox is why they keep making Cloverfield movies.....

The first one was fine as far as found footage Kaju movies go.

The second one, while for the life of me I cannot see the tie in, was actually pretty good. It really should not be a Cloverfield movie.

This last one was just pants. There are some touching moments and sparks of good acting, but they get lost in the derivative plot, poor writing, and underwhelming set pieces.

At least this one had a giant monster...

Maybe they will make one more to explain how all the Cloverfields tie together; sadly it will probably be pants.

Battleship

 Terrible. Boring plot, bad acting, and not enough explosions.

I cannot see how it has anything to do with Hasboro's game other than being boring and tedious.

OK there is a minor plot point about using grid coordinates, a battleship, and lots of boats sinking, but that does not make for "based on".

Utter tosh!! I saw it for free on Netflix and want my money back!