Thursday, September 6, 2007

Do Ninjas Bleed?

So there have been a few crooks in the news who have styled themselves as ninjas. These crooks deserve extra punishment for imitating (poorly) a ninja.
One crook had a gun and was a bad shot.... A ninja would not use a gun and if it did it would not miss. Ninjas use silent weapons like daggers and throwing stars for their stealth qualities. They are known for their deadly accuracy. The A-Team could have learned a lot from a ninja. The only time a ninja would miss is if it wanted to leave its prey alive.
The more recent ninja was stabbed and got caught by bleeding. It is well known that ninjas are wicked hard to stab. They are masters of close combat and they are more likely to stab than be stabbed. This does not mean they cannot be stabbed... However, if a ninja is stabbed it would not bleed all over the place. Ninjas have training that allows them to control their body functions, they have excellent healing powers, and they have superb field medic skills. A ninja would be able to stop any bleeding well before it left a trail.
The biggest clue that these are faux ninjas is that they were stealing things. Ninjas are killers not thieves.